Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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