Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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