He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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