On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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