People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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