My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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