How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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