found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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