i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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