Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
