thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
