im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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