I hate all girls vehemently.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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