I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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