please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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