i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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