I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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