i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
