At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
