im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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