I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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