so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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