All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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