party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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