i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
