Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Alive.
So much puke
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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