so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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