I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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