How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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