If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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