Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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