I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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