I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
well, you know. whores of a feather.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Randomize
