He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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