she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Randomize
