I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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