her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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