we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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