We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
