brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Congratulations! We have a period
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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