I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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