I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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