I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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