i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
