Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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