Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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