can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
