And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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