dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
