i barfeds in our rink
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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