You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
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